It is July 2026, and the tech sector has officially reached peak panic. Over 200,000 workers have been laid off this year as Big Tech pivots entirely to AI. But here is the hilariously toxic twist: companies are realizing their new AI agents are hallucinating data, and they are quietly trying to rehire the humans they fired three months ago. It’s the 'Great AI Layoff Boomerang'

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